$2WOLVES · chain TBA · launching soon

One is retarded. And so is the other.

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CA: coming soon

Only trust the CA posted on this site + our official X.

wolf #1: longs the top wolf #2: sells the bottom

01 · THE LORE

Two wolves. Zero brain cells.

The old parable says you become the wolf you feed. Every degen fed both. Neither can read a chart.

WOLF #1

The Top Longer

CLASS: PERMA-BULL · HABITAT: 50X

Market-buys the top because "the vibes are bullish." Has never closed a trade green. Remains extremely confident.

LEVERAGE50x

CONVICTIONmax

BRAIN CELLS0

the original scripture.

“Inside me, there are two wolves. One is retarded. And so is the other.”

𝕏 Meme spotted via @0xOmnia on X. Fan tribute, not affiliated.

01.5 · THE STORY, IN FOUR SCENES

A tragedy in four panels

scroll to play 1 / 4

Inside every degen, there are two wolves.

this one

One is retarded.

also this one

And so is the other.

that's a streetlight

Together, they howl at the moon. Wrong moon.

🧠 Psst: there is exactly one brain cell hidden on this page. Both wolves want it.

02 · INTERACTIVE

The Howl Chamber

Press and hold. The longer you hold, the harder the howl. Sound is off until you flip the switch, if you're brave.

awoo

AWOOOOOOO

Your howls today: 0 All-time: 0

Counts live only on your device. Not a global counter.

AWOOO!

03 · PERSONALITY TEST

Which wolf are you?

Three questions. Zero brain cells required. Scientifically meaningless, emotionally accurate.

04 · CREATE

Meme Lab

Build a two-wolves meme, download it, and post it. The community is the marketing desk.

05 · WOLFONOMICS

Wolfonomics

Filled in at launch. Until then every stamp stays TBA.

Ticker$2WOLVES

Total supplyTBA

ChainElysium

Buy / Sell taxTBA / TBA

LiquidityTBA

Brain cells0 shared

06 · GALLERY

The Wolf Wall

07 · COMMUNITY

Join the pack

Two wolves alone are a joke. A pack is a timeline.

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